Call me mad if you will but tomorrow I’m off down to Sussex to take part in Trinny and Suzanna’s Great British Bare Body photoshoot. For those of you who don’t know Trinny and Suzanna are currently filming a new series to be broadcast on June 3/4/5 in which they are looking at what constitutes the average British body. A think as most of us know it’s not the kind portrayed in the magazines and music videos. Thery’ve been conducting roadshows across the country and asking Joe and Jane public to come and be weighed and measured. I went to the one in Birmingham. (Thanks Adrianne for coming with me – glad you had a good time). They had about six stations of nurses weighing and measuring, not just the usual vital statistics but head and neck circumference, leg length, hand span, and foot length. (I was given some helpful tips on cup size which I have taken with huge improvements). I was curious about the scan machine which I was not invited to use and was informed that it was to check the correct functioning of the internal organs of people who had lost a lot of weight very rapidly or who had been grossly overweight at one time.
They also had someone testing people for the fat gene. I didn’t need a test – I have it, I just know – I just manage to keep it well muzzled. On Tursday I had a call from ITV to ask if I’d mind being interviewed by the social historian working on the show (they were trying to see if there are hereditary factors dertermining peoples shape, size, and in my case longevity.) They were interested in the fact that the female side of my family go on a long time. I have an aunt who died a few years ago aged 105 and another who is currently 96 and not looking like she’s off anywhere anytime soon. My own mother died last year aged 92 and only then I think because she got bored. As you can also guess there is also an issue of late fertility. I was interviewed on camera so you may see me on one of the show in June.
So how is it mad to be going to Sussex tomorrow? Well, they are going to be doing an ariel photo of a male and female body made up of about 450 people. One will morph into the other – but they want to shoot them bare, yes – naked. 450 naked people making up one man and one woman. It should be a laugh. I’ve checked the forcast and thankfully it looks like sunshine and about 14 degrees C. I’ll let you know how it goes.